In church one Sunday my brother and me

were sitting like two angels, oh so quietly,

when a little tiny baby in the row just ahead

turned around to look at us and this is what he said...

(Phhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh)

I looked at my brother, my brother looked at me.

I wanted to laugh and so did he.

But we thought of where we were and did not make a sound.

But when we got outside, we both rolled on the ground!

CHORUS

One day I was in school, an hour before lunch.

I was getting hungry for something to munch.

The teacher asked a question about a foreign land.

I thought I knew the answer so I raised my hand.

I opened up my mouth. I was just about to speak,

when my tummy made a growl, a grumble and a squeak.

Everyone got quiet, that’s when my teacher said.

"That was not the answer, but I’ll take that one instead"!

CHORUS

Babies know you don’t need words to make ‘em

I’ll bet even bees and birds can make ‘em.

Funny noises are what I like to hear.

If you make funny noises then come on over here!

REPEAT NOISES

I like duck tape. I use it every day.

I like duck tape. I even like it’s name!

It comes in handy for my daily chores.

It has so many uses, but I’ve thought of one more.

The first thing you do is bend down low.

Then take a roll of duck tape in your hand just so.

Now tear some off. Wait, give me a chance.

(Riiiiip!) It sounds like I tore my pants!

Babies know you don’t need words to make ‘em

I’ll bet even bees and birds can make ‘em.

Funny noises are what I like to hear.

If you make funny noises then come on over here!

REPEAT NOISES